美國為什么抓不住拉登？

司馬南

寫了一夜，早晨起來一看，哦，文章沒了，連個尸骨都沒有留下。

想哭，但是找不到墳頭。http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

據說，有人在另外一個山頭，努努嘴就能把你的文章“咔嚓”一下。

http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

這電腦時代未免太不靠譜了。

于是我想到美國為什么抓不住拉登問題，

拉登寫文章一定不用電腦，他在沙漠上劃拉幾下，然后用腳趟掉，當場的讀者與拉登盡可以相忘于沙漠。

拉登發信一定不用電腦，毛驢與雞毛信的可靠性優于電腦，拉登有理由笑蔑那些山后頭的“咔嚓者”。

我畢竟不是拉登。

http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

(7分鐘前)

Why America can not catch Osama bin Laden?

Sima Nan 
Write a night, a look up in the morning, oh, the article did not, not even a skeleton left.

Want to cry, but could not find the graves. http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

It is said that someone in another hill, Knut mouth can put your article, "crack" it.

This computer age is not too shy.

So I thought why the United States to seize bin Laden issues

Osama bin Laden must not use the computer to write articles, he Canoeing in the desert several times, and then trip off their feet, on the spot to make the reader can forget themselves with bin Laden in the desert.

Bin Laden sent a letter must not use the computer, and Ji Maoxin donkey is better than the reliability of the computer, bin Laden has reason to smile contempt those mountains behind the "click by."

I am after all, not bin Laden.

最重要的時刻，我為什么講英語？

司馬南/文

      人生最重要的時刻，我講英語。算起來，大約有兩回。

      一次是向女友求婚的時候，只講了三個單字，I love you 她就崩潰了。原來，英語這么重要。

      另外一次，就是昨晚，我即興編了一小段。http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

      我的英文不咋地，正式場合拿不出手，說起英語來，英國人皺眉頭，美國人皺眉頭，這我知道。但是，我偏偏不服氣。這一回，有一段重要的全世界關注的英文，我認定英國人、美國人，挪威人也編的不咋地，于是自告奮勇給他們編了一下，估計是編的比較好，遭到世俗的妒忌了，我在夢里聽到一片鸚鵡的罵聲。

      鸚鵡，尤其是美國的鸚鵡，英語比我好是事實，但是，他們那是學人的話，沒有自己的思想。http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

The most important moment in life, I speak English

Sima Nan / text

      The most important moment of life, and I speak English. Looking back, about two back.

      One is to marry his girlfriend when they talk about the three words, I love you she collapsed. The original, English is so important.

      Another one, that is, last night, I compiled a short improvisation. http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

      My English is not ye, the formal occasions Nabuchushou, spoke English, the British frown, Americans frown, I know. But I chose not convinced. This time, there is a major concern around the world in English, I found the British, Americans, Norwegians are not prepared to loud noise, then volunteered to give their code a bit better estimates compiled, was secular jealous, and I heard a parrot in a dream condemning.

      Parrots, parrots, especially the United States, English better than me is true, but they are learning that people say, without their own ideas.

http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

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